> I used to have a bunch of fake fortunes that came with "Penn and Tellers: How to Play With Your Food" You were supposed to replace your actuall fortune with one of them to freak out your friends.
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> example
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> "That lump is cancer"
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> There was also one that read "Smart A$$ skeptic, Monkey Man is going to make you belive" (or something to that effect) that required a special buildup. You first talk about how sill fortunes are, then you tell this supposed 'urban legend' about a skeptic and horoscopes that ends with the skeptic getting a visit from the Monkey Man (after hsi horoscope had the "Smart A$$ skeptic..." prediction). I never tried it and have since lost the fortune sheet. Oh well.
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> Speed'tomorrowyouwilldostuff'ball

I pulled the "Your card was the three of clubs" one a while back. I had an accomplice casually eating his lunch at work while doing the card force to the mark and my other co-workers. After screwing up the trick and getting razzed on, my bud cracked open the fortune cookie and asked if the card was the three of clubs. Heh.

-Faux "wish I still had that teflon sugar packet" Pas