> > > Question: what's the best fortune you've ever gotten from a fortune cookie?
> >
> > I can't answer that, because I don't remember any of the fortunes I've had.
> > However, I was there when someone I knew broke open a cookie and pulled out the following:
> >
> > IF YOU THINK WE GOING TO TRY FIT YOUR FUTURE ON THIS SMALL PIECE PAPER, YOU CRAZY
>
> ROTFLOL
> Oh please tell me that was the exact wording. It is funnier with the bad grammer.

I agree completely. That rules.
Another good one I heard of (not sure if this is true, but I hope so) was:

HELP HELP I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE INSIDE A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY