> > I pronounce the first R in February. Both of them, if you want to get picky.
> >
> > Mou"but not the T in often"sie
>
> Do you say "Wenzday" like everyone else, or "Wednesday" just to get a rise out of people?
>
> What about "colonel", or is it "kernel"?
>
> Tra "the first 'Wenzday' in 'Febuary', I'm buying a 'sord' from the 'kernel' for a quarter; I do this 'offen'" nio


Heh, I pronounce "February" as "Feb-yoo-ary," but "often" as "off-ten" - "Wednesday" is "Wends-day"... unless I've forgotten what day it is again...

-Fob"never did get the hang of Thursdays"ulis