> So what did you do in college? Study?

Heavens, no. Just pulled pranks like this one:

I leave for work early Saturday morning to find five black bananas on my black stoop -- my e'er so loving friends and I were in a prank war at the time, obviously they meant for me to step in the rotten fruit. But as luck would have it, they both left for the weekend in one car, leaving the other car in the parking lot. One popped lock later and five rotten bananas were rather not-so cunningly hidden in the car.

Oh, it was the middle of August in Texas. In a heat wave. And the windows were rolled up.

The best part was when they got back in town and he told me that they found _both_ bananas I hid in his car. A week later, his car still smelled like bananas and he didn't know why.

-Faux "back when I was evil" Pas