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Re: Drivers!!
Posted By: Dave, on host 130.11.71.204
Date: Monday, February 22, 1999, at 07:14:50
In Reply To: Drivers!! posted by Howard on Sunday, February 21, 1999, at 18:47:08:

> Why do other drivers get so upset if you drive
>the speed limit?

Because speed limits are evil, masochistic rules thought up by the tyrannical government and speeding tickets amount to nothing more than a tax on driving. So get the heck out of my way next time.

> Pop quiz:
> You're driving on a 2-lane highway and the car
>ahead signals a left turn. You should...
> a. turn on your left signal. Then after he
>turns, cancel it and go straight head.
> b. slow down until he turns, then go ahead.
> c. blow your horn if he slows before the turn.
> d. pass on the right sholder if there is room.

This must be a trick question, because the correct answer is:

e. Ram your car directly into the back of the car that is stupid enough to be slowing down in front of you, then back up and do it again to make sure the driver got the point.

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