> "Dashing through the grass,
> In a one-horse open buggy.
> O'er the fields we go,
> Laughing all the way."
>
> Naw, that doesn't work.

Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Esky in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It's Summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer's day
Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.


There are also real Australian Christmas carols, for instance:

The north wind is tossing the leaves
The red dust is over the town
The sparrows are under the eaves
And the grass in the paddock is brown
As we lift up our voices and sing
To the Christ child, the heavenly king.