> > Well, if Howard can do it, I guess I can too.
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> >
> > Tips for traveling in the South:
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> And hilarious they are, too. ^_^
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> > 14. Grapefruit is not a substitute for biscuits and gravy.
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> That's breakfast?! Whatever happened to co'nebread, and grits?
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> And bangers and mash for them English, eh.
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> > 20. If you decide to stay in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
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> *LOL*

Nobody, but nobody, who lives south of the Ohio River, would ever eat cornbread for breakfast.
Most of them wouldn't call it breakfast without grits. I only eat grits two or three times a week. Cornbread about twice a week but NEVER for breakfast.
Howard