> > > You know what this message forum needs? More car chases.
> > >
> > > (Dave gets in his car and starts chasing after Stephen, who is riding his bicycle.)
> >
> >
> > I am going to stretch my thespian talents here and play *two* roles...
> >
> > I will be both of the men who are carrying a large plate of glass across the street for no earthly reason, when the car suddenly careens right toward it.
> >
> > -- Trip
>
> "Dude," shouts Speedball right in Dave's ear, "Look..."
> CRASH
> "...out."
>
> Speed'firstrinkstorywithnoplotatall'ball

"Lookout for that cliff!"
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(car explodes)