> > You know what this message forum needs? More car chases.
> >
> > (Dave gets in his car and starts chasing after Stephen, who is riding his bicycle.)
>
>
> I am going to stretch my thespian talents here and play *two* roles...
>
> I will be both of the men who are carrying a large plate of glass across the street for no earthly reason, when the car suddenly careens right toward it.
>
> -- Trip

"Dude," shouts Speedball right in Dave's ear, "Look..."
CRASH
"...out."

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