> > > > Q: What do you call a blind antelope?
> > > >
> > > > A: No idea.
> > >
> > > No IDEAR ?! I don't get it. Antelopes aren't cervidae. Shouldn't the question be more "What do you call a blind elk?"
> >
> > All right, Wolfspirit. So what do you call a blind elk with no legs?

/ / / / / / Ohh, forgot the obvious one.

/ / / / / / Q: "What does Wolfspirit call a blind elk with no legs?"

/ / / / / / A: "Lunch."


> Well gee, I don't know... An eldi of limb-ited vision? An inconsiderate amputee beyond all ruminascense? A neglectful dama in need of re-memberance?
>
> ...Well?
>
> I *do* know that an antelope with no legs is called a "cantaloupe", though.
>
>
> > Brunnen-"still no idear"G
>
> Wolf "me neither; but it would be nice if you'd enlighten me as to your riddle, heh" spirit