> > > Q: What do you call a blind antelope?
> > >
> > > A: No idea.
> >
> > No IDEAR ?! I don't get it. Antelopes aren't cervidae. Shouldn't the question be more "What do you call a blind elk?"
>
> All right, Wolfspirit. So what do you call a blind elk with no legs?

Well gee, I don't know... An eldi of limb-ited vision? An inconsiderate amputee beyond all ruminascense? A neglectful dama in need of re-memberance?

...Well?

I *do* know that an antelope with no legs is called a "cantaloupe", though.


> Brunnen-"still no idear"G

Wolf "me neither; but it would be nice if you'd enlighten me as to your riddle, heh" spirit