> I'm afraid I must protest the neglect of the forum. March is already 21 hours old and there have been only 13 posts on this forum this month. That figures out to less than one every hour and a half. It's not like it used to be. I think everyone has gone chat crazy. I haven't checked, but I'm betting there are at least ten people on the RinkChat right now. That's okay, but they shouldn't be chatting at the expense of posting on the forum. It is getting lonesome over here. Chatting is for chitchat and a forum is for essays and profound statements, prose and poetry, deep thoughts. A forum is for things worth preserving, at least for a while. A chat, by comparison, is a wisp of vapor in the night. So, Rinkworkers, remember your responsibility. The forum is what brought you here.
> I have spoken.
> Howard

One more thing that I protest:

"So, Rinkworkers, remember your responsibility."

That should be Rinky-Dinks!

The name Rinkworkers makes it sound like we're actually doing work. And that's no fun. Rinky-Dinks are crazy, not hard-working and diligent! Well, okay, some are both, especially Sam, but that's not the point!

-Ka"Skidemer Rinky-Dinky Dink, Skidemer Rinky-doo..."z!