> > > Mix 98.5 FM in Boston is taking listener calls tonight to recommend wacky websites. Someone just called in and recommended the Dialectizer! Unfortunately she couldn't remember the name of the site, so she told people to search for Dialectizer on Yahoo. Anyway, more publicity for RinkWorks!
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> > Why the heck didn't you call up with the proper address?
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> > Ste "Sheesh, no *wonder* you're on The List" phen
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> Now there's an idea for the Dialectizer. It could translate into Boston. "I'm going to pock the cah."

Close, but not quite. It isn't a solid sound like "pock," it's more of a soft, mushed-together sound. "Pahk" is much more what you're looking for.