> You've heard of people who are so poorly coordinated they can't walk and chew gum at them same time, but have you ever heard of one who has to stop walking and sit down just to unwrap a stick of gum? That's me.

I myself am reasonably well coordinated, but I think that's just to make up for my amazing absentmindedness. I walk into walls and off of the edges of things because I forget that they're there... that sort of thing...