> > Why in the world did Babe Ruth's mother name him after a candy bar?
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> And why was Jerry Garcia named after an ice cream flavor?
Oh my.

> Of course, I can bowl three strings and not break fifty, so I should talk about ineptitude. :-}
> I'm good at floor hockey - I remember when I was in high school we played floor hockey in gym class. My glasses got mangled at the very beginning (due to an unfortunate collision with a six-four, two-hundred-something-pound guy (I'm five-five, one-thirty), and I am almost legally blind without them. So I played the rest of the game without my glasses, and outscored every other player put together. I guess hockey's just my game. 'Course, I'm worthless in ice skates - I have not one but *two* bad ankles. -=siGh=-

You've heard of people who are so poorly coordinated they can't walk and chew gum at them same time, but have you ever heard of one who has to stop walking and sit down just to unwrap a stick of gum? That's me.
Howard