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Name: Nyperold
Scientist; Inventor
Birth Date: 12/25/78
Height: 6' 3"(1.9m)
Weight: 180 lb.(81 km)
Recent(and future) History: Subsequent to the victory over the Eaouans and the Daveuacs, the Cuoept beamed him back to near the end of 1999(though after the initial meeting with his creator). The changeover to 2000 increased his already great knowledge twofold. He continued to invent, and soon invented a time machine, which he used once to shoot him forward enough in time to have no discrepancy between his age and his birth date. Unfortunately, it fell apart after its successful journey was complete. Most recent invention: A pocket liner which makes his pockets much like Gestald's bag, or Bill's overalls.

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