> > > > > > > > > Who is General Failure?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Amd why is he reading my hard drive?
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> > > > > > > > America is a land of famous generals. Some that are even more famous than General Failure are:
> > > > > > > > General Motors
> > > > > > > > General Electric
> > > > > > > > General Foods
> > > > > > > > General New Scents
> > > > > > > > and General Lee Speaking
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> > > > > > > > Before General Failure was promoted, he was Major Failure.
> > > > > > > > Howard
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> > > > > > > I think Sam should do a reader poll on people's favorite General. But he'd probably put a note on the bottom that said "Failure is not an option".
> > > > > > > M"y puns are bad. Oh w"el
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nobody mentioned the standard General that I consistently met up with under Win 3.11: General Protection Fault.
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> > > > > > Nyperold
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> > > > > My personal favorite would have to be General Mayhem; although he does have a close rival of General Chaos. If one were to stop and try, I'm sure this list of Generals could become quite extensive after a while. In fact there's one general that many motion pictures were made strictly for his approval, that was, of course, General Audiences.
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> > > > > Tra "~twitching in General Disgust~" nio
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> > > > General Populace
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> > > > Nyperold
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> > > And did you know that General Failure had a brother named Dismal Failure?
> > > Howard
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> > General Direction
> >
> > Nyper"I'd post more than 1 at a time if I could think of more than 1 per post"old
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> How about:
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> General Ize, who is the second cousin to General Ization.
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> And my favorite, General Issimo (look it up in websters...)
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> Ti"nothing getter to do with my time"cia

How 'bout General Case, General Proof, and General Form (yes, I did just get out of math class; why do you ask?)? And then there's "In" General, General Public (first cousin of General Populace).

If a female General Ize got married, she could be General Ize-Ation.

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