> > > > > > > > Who is General Failure?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Amd why is he reading my hard drive?
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> > > > > > > America is a land of famous generals. Some that are even more famous than General Failure are:
> > > > > > > General Motors
> > > > > > > General Electric
> > > > > > > General Foods
> > > > > > > General New Scents
> > > > > > > and General Lee Speaking
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> > > > > > > Before General Failure was promoted, he was Major Failure.
> > > > > > > Howard
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I think Sam should do a reader poll on people's favorite General. But he'd probably put a note on the bottom that said "Failure is not an option".
> > > > > > M"y puns are bad. Oh w"el
> > > > >
> > > > > Nobody mentioned the standard General that I consistently met up with under Win 3.11: General Protection Fault.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nyperold
> > > >
> > > > My personal favorite would have to be General Mayhem; although he does have a close rival of General Chaos. If one were to stop and try, I'm sure this list of Generals could become quite extensive after a while. In fact there's one general that many motion pictures were made strictly for his approval, that was, of course, General Audiences.
> > > >
> > > > Tra "~twitching in General Disgust~" nio
> > >
> > > General Populace
> > >
> > > Nyperold
> >
> > And did you know that General Failure had a brother named Dismal Failure?
> > Howard
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> General Direction
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> Nyper"I'd post more than 1 at a time if I could think of more than 1 per post"old

How about:

General Ize, who is the second cousin to General Ization.

And my favorite, General Issimo (look it up in websters...)

Ti"nothing getter to do with my time"cia