How about this...
I hate it when people pronounce Nuclear wrong...they say Nucular. Grrr. And they say calvary, instead of cavalry...as in "Here comes the calvary" Calvary is a place, not a group of good guys coming to save the day! Bad grammer and pronunciation in general are my pet peeves, I guess.

Ti(boy, this is fun)cia

> `Dancing monkies' are a peev! When I say `Dancing Monkies' I mean the students who some how manage to get the f word between every two words, including thare speaking of the f word!
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> I was hoping that Y2K might effect stupidity the way it might have effected computers, but instead they merly got an upgrade, compleate with fire & fireworks... On a bus for heavons sake!!
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> Milokp,
> a-s-f-g...Foo-Bar
> > There is really no point to this message. I just want to see how long a chain I can form.
> > I hate mayonaise, with a vengance. I would rather drown in a fool of human waste than ingest mayonaise.
> > I become nauseous just writing about it.
> > Help me out with my chain. Do you have a pet peeve? Or just a pointless, barely coherant rant?
> > Let the world no how you feel.