> > she would kill me if she knew I was telling this, but.... years ago, when my younger sister was littler (maybe around 5, 6, something like that) she would tell jokes that consisted of
> >
> > Knock-knock
> > Who's there?
> > Orange, apple, and banana
> > Orange, apple, and banana who?
> > Orange, apple, and banana run away, go to the gracery store, get food, go home, eat dinner, and go to bed (she laughs hysterically).
> >
> > Say the last line all in one breath... they were different every time, but it was always orange apple and banana doing something totally normal. It was a very funny phase.
> >
> > uni"I think that was an actual real one, too"peg
>
> I told jokes like that when I was little. One of my favorites was:
>
> Why was the elephant's shirt green?
> Because it wasn't red.
>
> M"rather witty, I think:-)"el

When I was about nine, the funniest joke in the world was:

Where does a baby ape sleep?
In an apricot.

Yeah, I know. For about two weeks straight, I laughed so hard at that I almost made myself sick.

Brunnen-"I've come a long way in 20 years ... I think"G