> she would kill me if she knew I was telling this, but.... years ago, when my younger sister was littler (maybe around 5, 6, something like that) she would tell jokes that consisted of
>
> Knock-knock
> Who's there?
> Orange, apple, and banana
> Orange, apple, and banana who?
> Orange, apple, and banana run away, go to the gracery store, get food, go home, eat dinner, and go to bed (she laughs hysterically).
>
> Say the last line all in one breath... they were different every time, but it was always orange apple and banana doing something totally normal. It was a very funny phase.
>
> uni"I think that was an actual real one, too"peg

I told jokes like that when I was little. One of my favorites was:

Why was the elephant's shirt green?
Because it wasn't red.

M"rather witty, I think:-)"el