Nobody is getting any work done. Our company (Agency.com -- ACOM on NASDAQ) is going public today, shares are priced higher than expected -- the brokers are calling all the employees to let them know how much the stock is and how much we are entitled to buy. We go public in about 22 minutes and everyone is so excited! Everyone is running around trying to find a real-time stock ticker online...

-Faux "whoo! What a rush!" Pas