> > Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!
> >
> > SAILOR MOON
> > Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
> > Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
> >
> > SOUTH PARK
> > All: !*#&@$?*!!!
> > (Kenny dies.)
> >
> > THE X-FILES
> > Mulder: The truth is out there.
> > Scully: No, it isn't.
> > Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
> > Scully: You're crazy.
> >
> > ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
> > Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
> > Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
> > Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
> > Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!
> >
> > EARLY EDITION
> > Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
> > Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
> > Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
> > Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!
> >
> > BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
> > Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
> > Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!
> >
> > -Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
> > Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999
>
> LOL! That's great! Lemme see if I can think of some...
>
> -M"to be continued..."el

Okay, here's some:

Friends:
a twentysomething female: As if!
a twentysomething male: Hey guys, let's all sleep together in a different combination than last week!
a twentysomething female: Whatevever!
a hollwood exec: These people should really be in movies...

Frasier:
Frasier Crane: I'm pretentious and a failure in my marriage.
Niles Crane: I'm neurotic and a failure in my marriage.
Martin: Cheer up guys, there's nothing a little ice fishing won't fix.
*Eddie does something cute*

Pinky and the Brain:
The Brain: I want to rule the world!
Pinky:Zoink!
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well I think so, Brain. But what if the ferrets won't eat the chopsticks?

-Mel