> Hey, Sam, here's a suggestion that would be a huge hassle for you to set up and take an incredible amount of your free time: TV-Show-A-Minute. We could all contribute!
>
> SAILOR MOON
> Creator: Hey, I know! Let's see how many drug addicts we can get to write the show!
> Twelve-Year-Old Girls: Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!
>
> SOUTH PARK
> All: !*#&@$?*!!!
> (Kenny dies.)
>
> THE X-FILES
> Mulder: The truth is out there.
> Scully: No, it isn't.
> Mulder: (Showing her indisputable proof) Yes it is. See this?
> Scully: You're crazy.
>
> ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE
> Rocko: Oh my, this certainly is a pickle I have gotten us into.
> Spunky: Arf! (Eats toxic object and survives)
> Filburt: Careful! Don't do anything dangerous!
> Heffer: Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha! Naked. Ha ha ha!
>
> EARLY EDITION
> Gary: I'm sorry, I don't have time for meaningful interaction with my friends; I have to go save someone from falling down a manhole.
> Marissa: LEt me add a helpful insight, Gary.
> Gary: Wow, isn't it amazing how the two separate plots wove into one?
> Patrick: Look at me! I have a severe problem with my brain!
>
> BATMAN (The CLASSIC 60's series)
> Batman: Look! It's an evil villain played by someone who was once really famous!
> Robin: Holy "Blair Witch Project", Batman! They must have doubled our budget this season from $6 to $12!
>
> -Dr. Morris Cecil "I'll add more later, but my computer is having problems and I must restart" "Also I forgot to put the date in my other posts today" Glalet, Th.D.
> Tue 23 Nov A.D. 1999

LOL! That's great! Lemme see if I can think of some...

-M"to be continued..."el