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Re: You might be...
Posted By: Dan, on host 207.238.59.50
Date: Friday, November 19, 1999, at 11:02:43
In Reply To: You might be... posted by Howard on Thursday, November 18, 1999, at 10:55:34:

> You might be a redneck if you stayed out in the sun too long. You might be a redneck if you are up to your chin in red paint. You might be a redneck if your necklace got stuck and you had to sand it off. You might be a redneck if your wool collar is too tight. You might be a redneck if you wash your neck with Brillo Pads. Now there's a few that old JF didn't think of yet.
> Howard

You might be a redneck if your appeal of the hanged-by-the-neck-until-dead sentence failed.
You might be a redneck if you get too happy with the L'Oreal.
You might be a redneck if you got that red union suit REALLY cheap.


Yeah, yeah, I know. Spoken like a real ET.