> You might be a redneck if you stayed out in the sun too long. You might be a redneck if you are up to your chin in red paint. You might be a redneck if your necklace got stuck and you had to sand it off. You might be a redneck if your wool collar is too tight. You might be a redneck if you wash your neck with Brillo Pads. Now there's a few that old JF didn't think of yet.
> Howard

You might be a redneck if your appeal of the hanged-by-the-neck-until-dead sentence failed.
You might be a redneck if you get too happy with the L'Oreal.
You might be a redneck if you got that red union suit REALLY cheap.


Yeah, yeah, I know. Spoken like a real ET.