You might be a redneck if you stayed out in the sun too long. You might be a redneck if you are up to your chin in red paint. You might be a redneck if your necklace got stuck and you had to sand it off. You might be a redneck if your wool collar is too tight. You might be a redneck if you wash your neck with Brillo Pads. Now there's a few that old JF didn't think of yet.
Howard