> > > > > > Thanks, Iss. The subject of this message has caused me to have the theme song of The Dukes of Hazard running through my mind CONSTANTLY!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Just two good ol' boys,
> > > > > > Never meanin' no harm,
> > > > > > Beats all you never saw,
> > > > > > Been in trouble with the law,
> > > > > > Since the day they was born,
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Straightnin' the curves,
> > > > > Flattenin' the hills,
> > > > > Someday a mountain might get 'em
> > > > > But the law never will.
> > > > >
> > > > > [Your turn again!]
> > > > >
> > > > > Iss "Uncle Issy" achar
> > > >
> > > > Makin' their way,
> > > > The only way they know how,
> > > > That's just a little bit more,
> > > > Than the law will allow.
> > > >
> > > > Just two good ol' boys,
> > > > Wouldn't change if they could,
> > > > Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods...
> > > > Yaaahooo, yeeehawww
> > > >
> > > > Kel"way, way, way too much useless stuff stuck in my head!"ly
> > >
> > > MAD magazine once posed the question, how come the Dukes of Hazzard always rated so well when nobody in the entire world admitted to watching it?
> > >
> > > Brunnen-"I, er, only watched it because it was on before a weighty discussion show on literature and philosophy"G
> >
> > I used to watch it. I didn't understand it at the time. My understanding was, "Wow! A car that jumps!"
> >
> > Just one question:
> >
> > Faw"IS EVERYTHING WELDED?!?"cett
>
> Just one answer: yes. Not just the car doors, though that was bad enough. No matter *what* went wrong with the car, Cootie or whatever his name was would fix it by welding something. I kept hoping they would get a flat tyre so we could see him weld it back together...
> And I don't know how Daisy used to get into those shorts, but welding may well have been an option.
> The thing that always got me about the series was why farmers in Hazzard County *still* kept trying to raise chickens, when *every single time* they put them in a truck to take somewhere, the Dukes would crash through the side of the truck in a wild car chase and send chickens and hay bales all over the road.
>
> Brunnen-"used to keep watching in the hopes they'd hit a truck full of cows by mistake"G

Two observations:
-Most every road in the county was still dirt (save for in town), because after paying for more police cars, they couldn't afford to pave squat.
-The Duke boys & Daisy were all cousins to each other and they lived with their uncle. Did no one in their family have actual parents or siblings of their own??

Tra "Enos! -You dipstick!" nio