> > > > > Thanks, Iss. The subject of this message has caused me to have the theme song of The Dukes of Hazard running through my mind CONSTANTLY!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Just two good ol' boys,
> > > > > Never meanin' no harm,
> > > > > Beats all you never saw,
> > > > > Been in trouble with the law,
> > > > > Since the day they was born,
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Straightnin' the curves,
> > > > Flattenin' the hills,
> > > > Someday a mountain might get 'em
> > > > But the law never will.
> > > >
> > > > [Your turn again!]
> > > >
> > > > Iss "Uncle Issy" achar
> > >
> > > Makin' their way,
> > > The only way they know how,
> > > That's just a little bit more,
> > > Than the law will allow.
> > >
> > > Just two good ol' boys,
> > > Wouldn't change if they could,
> > > Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods...
> > > Yaaahooo, yeeehawww
> > >
> > > Kel"way, way, way too much useless stuff stuck in my head!"ly
> >
> > MAD magazine once posed the question, how come the Dukes of Hazzard always rated so well when nobody in the entire world admitted to watching it?
> >
> > Brunnen-"I, er, only watched it because it was on before a weighty discussion show on literature and philosophy"G
>
> I used to watch it. I didn't understand it at the time. My understanding was, "Wow! A car that jumps!"
>
> Just one question:
>
> Faw"IS EVERYTHING WELDED?!?"cett

Just one answer: yes. Not just the car doors, though that was bad enough. No matter *what* went wrong with the car, Cootie or whatever his name was would fix it by welding something. I kept hoping they would get a flat tyre so we could see him weld it back together...
And I don't know how Daisy used to get into those shorts, but welding may well have been an option.
The thing that always got me about the series was why farmers in Hazzard County *still* kept trying to raise chickens, when *every single time* they put them in a truck to take somewhere, the Dukes would crash through the side of the truck in a wild car chase and send chickens and hay bales all over the road.

Brunnen-"used to keep watching in the hopes they'd hit a truck full of cows by mistake"G