> > Here is the actual name of a local business: We Take Your Personal Checks And Hold 'Em 15 Days". Well, I hope you wear gloves, 'cause I don't want you to smudge the ink.
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> > Faw"Signs of the Times"cett
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> I heard of a furniture shop that advertised a guarantee by saying "Buy your new bedroom suite from us and we will stand behind it for six months."
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> Brunnen-"what are all these people doing in my room?"G

I passed a store today. Their marquee apparently was supposed to say that they sell "GIFTS", but something happened to the "F"...

Faw"maybe it went missing"cett