> Here is the actual name of a local business: We Take Your Personal Checks And Hold 'Em 15 Days". Well, I hope you wear gloves, 'cause I don't want you to smudge the ink.
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> Faw"Signs of the Times"cett

I heard of a furniture shop that advertised a guarantee by saying "Buy your new bedroom suite from us and we will stand behind it for six months."

Brunnen-"what are all these people doing in my room?"G