> 2. At the Krispy Kreme, I was sitting with famous and wintermute, and I don't have the foggiest idea what made her say it, but famous said, "You two should have a facial hair growing contest." I guess we both had five o'clock shadows (in my case, a five-o'clock-from-two-nights-ago shadow).
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> So wim, without missing a beat, said, "Ready......GO!", shut his eyes, and tensed every single facial muscle, quivering slightly from the intense strain and concentration.
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> "Well, not right now," famous laughed, as if doing this in an hour or two would have made sense.
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> We started joking about how one would win such a contest. I suggested that we eat desiccants to make our faces shrivel up (this is what causes the illusion that makes people think facial hair continues to grow after death...and I suppose if we ate desiccants, we *would* die). wintermute suggested putting little weights on the ends of each hair.

I guess it'd be like a not-gross version of the nosebleed contest. Unless you ate dessicants, in which case, it's a tough call.

And now I'm thinking of eyelash-extension girl.

Nyperold