> Post it, even if it stinks. I posted my Iliad condensation, and I only spent 2 minutes on it. As for spoilers, well, the very nature of BAM suggests spoilers. Post away.

Arthur Dent

My house!

(Arthur's house is destroyed to make way for a bypass)

Arthur Dent

My planet!

(The Earth is destroyed to make way for a bypass)

Hitchhiker's Guide

Don't panic.

Arthur Dent

Easy for you to say.

(He and his alien friend Ford Prefect travel through space with Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian. They go to the planet Magrathea and Arthur learns that the Earth was really just a computer ordered by mice to find the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, the answer to which, by the way, is 42. On their way out of the planet, the four are nearly killed by space police.)

Hitchhiker's Guide

Don't panic.

Arthur Dent

Oh, sod off.

THE END