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> > I had one today. I was interviewing some girls for this sorority thing, and they asked me, "If you were a street sign, what would you be?" It seemed kind of weird that someone wanted to know what kind of sign I would be. I told them, "15 minute parking", not because I'm a slut, but just 'cause it sounds entertaining.
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> > Sil "so my mind works in weird ways" vercup
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> One (sign) I see posted often in the mountains where the road crews have dumped gravel in the ruts left by trucks taking the turns a little too shraply: Loose Gravel
> For shame. Almost as bad as "Local Honey for Sale"

How about "Loose Cows"?

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