Some of our favorite quotes from unused IABBBBM reader reviews:

1. "If it's part IV, it can't be the beginning." -- The entirety of a submitted review for "Psycho IV: The Beginning."

2. "This movie sucked. I think they're just making this stuff up now." -- From a review of "Batman and Robin."

3. "Not only was this movie disapointing but exessivbly painful to watch the characters were awful there was no plott development and the diologue stunk." [sic, to all of it] -- From a review of "The Matrix."

4. "THESE LADIES SARADIN GAVE AN EXCELLENT PRFORMANCE! I WOULD RATE THEM WITH FIVE TURKEYS, THE MOVIE THREE!!!! LOVED IT!" [sic, again] -- From an extremely complimentary review of "Thelma & Louise."

5. "This movie really sucked it had no plot line all 3 hours it was nothing but senseless talking none of it made sense or had anything to do with what was happening the only part that was good was when a character blow his hind quaters off with his grunade." [sic, again] -- The entirety of a review of "The Thin Red Line."

6. "Mario and the a chick the they should leave. So they get in the car. The back windows aren't clean so Mario goes to wipe them he gets a knife threw his throut halr a minute hes out of the car." [sic, sic, sic] -- From a review of "Fever Lake."