> > I LOVE the dialectizer. I worship it. It gets me through each work day. Whenever I get a company-wide distributed e-mail I translate it into jive and resend it to certain co-workers. Laughter then fills the office. Keep it up.
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> At long last, an explanation of how one person actually uses the Dialectizer. Now, the rest of you: please explain why you like this thing. As much as I love and adore RinkWorks, I simply do not get the popularity of the Dialectizer. Perhaps some of you could enlighten me...

Once, I read "The Duel of the Ages" through the Redneck filter. One of the characters seemed to be saying that he and another character needed to talk. Before the quote ended, "Shet mah mouth!" immediately followed. Such an apt, yet contradictory interjection(or should I say injection) is quite amusing(to me, anyway). Also, the part that was written, "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! etc..." is even more comical when run through a filter that puts something after each "Ow!". The only part that I don't particularly care for is Pig Latin(but maybe that's just me, and I wouldn't have it removed just for that. If nobody liked it, however, that might be justified.).

Faw"Oh, that scwewy wabbit!"cett