> Ach no, I didn't try to re-invent the bonny(?) bagpipes, and I'm not inta wearin' a kilt.
>
> Faw"figured out what it was talking about on the third try"cett

Great joke, I'll remember that one. You *do* know what's worn under the kilt, don't you?
Nothing, it's all in perfect working order.

Brunnen-"learning to play the twiddly bits in Flower Of Scotland was the greatest moment of my life"G