I do not get the animated talking animal films. I do not. I didn't even get them when it was just <i>Madagascar</i> (which, in my opinion is only worth watching for the monkeys and the lemur king).

> May 12 - Alpha Dog
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I seem to recall having heard that this movie came under criticism for being based on a real case which has not yet been decided. Anyone have any information on that?

> May 19 - See No Evil
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> Here's another brilliantly original premise. Some people go to a secluded hotel, only to discover a psychopathic killer is on the loose. Man, where do they come UP with these?
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While high on the drugs from the aforementioned movie.

> May 31 - Blood Car
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> The IMDb plot outline: "In the near future, gas prices are at an astronomical high. One man is determined to find an alternate fuel source. That alternate fuel source turns out to be blood...HUMAN BLOOD."
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What, they aren't at an astronomical high already? It's $3.30 here. Time to break out the lab kit.

Hey, could this be a jab at the whole "No Blood For Oil" thing? :-p

> July 7 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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I'm expecting it to not quite suck, but I'm still going to love it. Comes out the day before my birthday. Yesss.

> August 4 - The Ant Bully
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> Here's the IMDb summary of this CG-animated film: "Slapstick hilarity with a fun cast of funny talking animals!" No, I'm just kidding. Here's the real one: "After Lucas Nickle floods an ant colony with his watergun, he's magically shrunken down to insect size and sentenced to hard labor in the ruins."
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This made me go "What the hell?" even more than "Blood Car" did. Because everyone knows ants have magical shrinking power.

> August 18 - Snakes On a Plane
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> The title says it all, really, doesn't it?

And it should be said thusly: SNAKES. On a PLANE.

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