> > > I found your idea interesting and have done similar things with language translators before, translating into a language from English and then back and then translating into a series of languages and back and seeing how mangled response I get ends up being.
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> > > I took a sentance similar to yours and put it into the dialectizer and translated it into redneck, jive, cockney, then jive, redneck, cockney, jive, redneck, cockney and back and so on a few times. After the first pass it became interesting in that the only thing that changed was the three kept adding affermatives from their own venacular to the sentence, causing the sentence to get longer and longer with each pass. Here is my result after a few passes:
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> > It only took me 45 minutes to read that. Does anybody want to try to beat my record???
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> You *read* all that *aloud*? I was starting to feel dehydrated after less than a third!

Just kidding. I just wondered if anybody would really try it. You could easily lose your place and have to start over.
Howard