> > I didn't answer at all -- too indecisive -- but it's worth mentioning that the Summer Olympics have fencing. If they'd only televise it at a reasonable hour, we could all watch people going at each other with swords. Way fun.
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> Except they use silly little bendy sticks instead of swords and wear birdcages on their face. Fencing may be fun to do but it's so goofy to watch I can't take it seriously.
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> I say get some swords, take off the tin foil bird cages you wear, and play to first blood. Then I'll be tuning into fencing all the time.

Add chandeliers to swing from, well-stocked dining tables to tip over and slide across, and let the combatants run all over the arena instead of being stuck in a silly lane. Now that's fun.

-FP