> > What is the ABSOLUTE WORST meal you've ever had?
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> One time I wanted nachos, but I didn't have any tortilla chips or nacho sauce, so I microwaved a bowl of Wheat Thins and muenster cheese.
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> Note that this was only the worst thing I've ever eaten that counts as a meal. The worst thing I ever ate, period, was a papaya. I took a bite and it was so awful that, well, my digestive system went into, to quote Dave Barry, Violent Reverse Thrust Mode.
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> (That may have been Too Much Information(tm), but hey, if you don't want to be revolted, you shouldn't be reading this thread in the first place.)
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> Silon

I miss Dave Barry. In fact that's the best laugh I've had since he fired himself.
Howard