> I was talking about how it's technically impossible for more than 100% of those polled to answer the question. . . . It's also quite impossible for fewer than zero people to give a certain answer ("Cheese is a cheeseburger topping, because I am dense"). Sam, what gives?

I think you underestimate the unanimity of opinions on this subject. "What's the meaning of life?" might be more important, and "What's the secret of your awesomeness?" might be more flattering, but it turns out that no question unifies people into the harmony of common thought like "Is cheese a topping?" It's surprising, I know, but it wins out against such contenders as "Is food good?" and "Do you like having skin?", which top out at a mere 100% and as many as 0 dissenters.

Don't question the results. Question only how to apply this knowledge toward a greater advancement of the human condition.