> > It has come to my attention that in several of my recent posts I sound quite a lot like Byron. Insane laughter, a ridiculously high opinion of my personal looks and attributes, multiple exclamation marks ... it's not like me at all.
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> How do we know that? None of us have ever met you (that I'm aware of... perhaps that's part of the plan). You could have been pretending to be a humble and sensible person just to lull us into a fake sense of security.
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> > This horrific knowledge has forced me to consider the possibility that Byron is trying to control me for his own nefarious purposes, maybe with some kind of mind ray. Perhaps he is trying to use me in his doomed bid for domination.
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> Don't worry, I'm already playing a plot to take control of the Orbital Mind Control Lasers from the Network. It won't be long now before they're under MY control...
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> > But I will resist! Knowing it's happening is half the battle, anyway. Do you hear me, Byron? I resist you utterly!
>
> Unless you're really in league with him...
>
> Ste "I'm on to you" phen

Some people say I'm paranoid, but I think you all three of you are in league. We all get comfortable watching you fight each other, then you will bounce when we least suspectet. But know this, I am watching you and will sound the alarm.

Spider-It'snotparanoiaifthey'rereallyafteryou-Boy