> What's your favorite country based solely on its shape?

France. It's almost a perfect hexagon.

> What's your favorite shape to cut paper into?

Triangles.

> What's your favorite color of sand?

Pale gold, tending toward white.

> What's your favorite number of square feet?

115 square feet. For no apparent reason.

> What's your favorite thing to pretend is a gun?

A banana.

> What's your favorite prime number?

23.

> What's your favorite smell of a food you don't like to eat?

Red wine. Even though you don't actually eat it.

> What's your favorite vowel sound?

The "ow" in "vowel" or "ground". It is a big, round sound. And maybe it will be friends with me.

> What's your favorite Lord of the Rings character that you don't know the name of?

The eagle that rescued Gandalf.

> What's your favorite country name no longer in official use?

The Helvetic Confederacy, which is now Switzerland.

> What's your favorite musical note?

They all sound the same to me. Amy tells me that it's middle C.

> What's your favorite letter that's also the name of a musical note?

E.

> What's your favorite color for a refrigerator?

Chrome.

> What's your favorite fort-building technique?

While I was always a fan of Motte-and-Bailey forts, the castles on the South Coast of England built to defend against Napoleon in the early 19th Century (known as Palmerston's Follies) are probably the finest forts ever built.

> What's your favorite thing to laugh at other people about?

The way the mispronounce words like "aluminium".

> What's your favorite generic name for a technology company?

Initech, from Office Space.

> What's your favorite airline term?

"Unscheduled landing"

> What's your favorite key on a keyboard?

Scroll lock, because it's about the most useless.

> What's your favorite onomatopoeia?

It's either "squelch" or "sproing". They're both good.