> What's your favorite country based solely on its shape?

Italy.

> What's your favorite shape to cut paper into?

Either triangle or circle. But I suck at circle.

> What's your favorite color of sand?

Turkey.

> What's your favorite number of square feet?

24.

> What's your favorite thing to pretend is a gun?

Spray bottle.

> What's your favorite prime number?

23

> What's your favorite smell of a food you don't like to eat?

I eat anything UNLESS it smells nasty. I'm a big fat guy.

> What's your favorite vowel sound?

Soft I

> What's your favorite Lord of the Rings character that you don't know the name of?

I know all of their names. I'm a nerd like that.

> What's your favorite country name no longer in official use?

Dutch Guyana.

> What's your favorite musical note?

F Sharp.

> What's your favorite letter that's also the name of a musical note?

F Sharp.

> What's your favorite color for a refrigerator?

F Sharp.

> What's your favorite fort-building technique?

Telling the priest "NEED FORT PLZ."

> What's your favorite thing to laugh at other people about?

Bad pulls.

> What's your favorite generic name for a technology company?

Probably "Omnitron." But it would be evil.

> What's your favorite airline term?

Can't think of any. Haven't been on a plane in fourteen years.

> What's your favorite key on a keyboard?

F Sharp.

> What's your favorite onomatopoeia?

Fap!