> > > The name Byron always strikes fear into my heart. Fear of utter and impending doom!!
> >
> > Oh, stop trying, Byron. We all know it's you and none of us are scared of you at all.
>
> Well I don't know. The way he typed *impending doom* made me think he was serious. It kinda made my heart jump when I read it. I hope he was only joking. I don't want any *impending doom* around here. I live in a peaceful community on the Pontiac plains of Dannon. We don't need no *impending doom*.

How dare you mock my minion "Not Byron!" You will all face slow agonizing deaths, unlike my loyal lackey "Not Byron", whose death will be swift.