> What's your favorite country based solely on its shape?

South Africa, 'cause it has holes punched through it.

> What's your favorite shape to cut paper into?

Rectangles.

> What's your favorite color of sand?

About #ea967a.

> What's your favorite number of square feet?

Approx. 1.60317682 × 10^15.

> What's your favorite thing to pretend is a gun?

A banana.

> What's your favorite prime number?

7.

> What's your favorite smell of a food you don't like to eat?

Oranges.

> What's your favorite vowel sound?

That diphthong of [U] into [I] that Pittsburgher types use to say goin' and doin' monosyllabically.

> What's your favorite Lord of the Rings character that you don't know the name of?

Tom Bombadil's wife.

> What's your favorite country name no longer in official use?

Prussia, or maybe Siam. Or Rumania.

> What's your favorite musical note?

Sol.

> What's your favorite letter that's also the name of a musical note?

A.

> What's your favorite color for a refrigerator?

Black.

> What's your favorite fort-building technique?

Put newspaper or something in the bottom of the cardboard boxes to give it some stability.

> What's your favorite thing to laugh at other people about?

Verbal irony and feats of wordplay.

> What's your favorite generic name for a technology company?

Monocorp.

> What's your favorite airline term?

Taxi.

> What's your favorite key on a keyboard?

Print Screen/System Request.

> What's your favorite onomatopoeia?

Gurgle.