> > Hey! There's no option for "I was homeschooled, in the days of my
> > tender youth, and should I ever produce a child, I will most likely
> > inflict this and all manner of other strange torments upon them in
> > the name of education."
> >
> > Anyway, that's the one that one gets my vote.
>
> Seconded. Though I'm sure the thought of my reproducing is just as frightening to those who know me as it is to me.

I would like to point out that a lot of poll-takers could not pass up the chance to tell Sam that he is wierd.
Howard