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Wizard of Oz
Posted By: Brunnen-G, on host 210.55.116.33
Date: Monday, October 25, 1999, at 19:41:29
In Reply To: Re: Oops... posted by Morris Cecil Glalet, Th.D. on Monday, October 25, 1999, at 14:12:10:

> Because I've decided to pay respects to the Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz and the Scarecrow by adding Th.D. to the end of my list, I get put on "The List" as a troublemaker?! I should've been born in Oz!
> -Morris Cecil "I wonder if the Ozians have a movie called 'The Wizard of America'" Glalet, Th.D.
> Mon 25 Oct A.D. 1999

Probably everyone's already heard this one ... I heard a joke recently about how four US presidents went to visit the Wizard of Oz. When they got to the Emerald City, he asked what each of them wanted from him.
Jimmy Carter said, "I wish I had courage."
Ronald Reagan said, "I wish I had a brain."
George Bush said, "I wish I had a heart."
Bill Clinton said, "Hey, can you introduce me to Dorothy?"