> > We regret to inform you that Mousie is unable to continue contributing to this thread; she slipped on the wet floor while getting out of the bathtub and cracked her head open. You will be informed of her recuperation status at a later time.
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> Oh no, and it's all my fault. Now what will I do? I've seen this sort of thing in comic books. Now Mousie will probably become an insane genius with mystic powers due to a sudden shock to the brain - Bathmat Woman! - I hope she's not going to be a badguy because then she might try to hunt me down.
> How ever can I make amends? Tell me, Mousie. Otherwise this tragic episode will haunt me forever.
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> Brunnen-"something not involving marriage would be good"G

I'm feeling much better, thank you. The stitches come out in a few weeks. In the meantime, it is NOT all your fault, it's MY fault. In order to prevent this kind of incident in the future, I've lowered my expectations considerably, and expect to be happily married to a slug by this time next year. Slugs don't use bathmats.