> gremlinn brought this to my attention. Someday, I might forgive him.

There's always the Cockney version, too.

"[This] translation has met with approval from no less than Dr George Carey, Archbishop of Canterbury [and primate of the Church of England]. He feels that it puts energy and passion back into the stories, and if it manages to get people reading The Bible who might normally not then it will have achieved an invaluable work."